I could not help thinking if i can shove my tea cup into his mouth. On second thought i stopped with the fear he may end up blowing it like a bugle!
Whats wrong with you. You answered my SOS call - " Indian gods do not have jurisdiction in USA" Is that how you guys work up there? Humans says, "World is flat". What you say? Probly we are stupid. You have to make your place flatter too. Iron out man. Go meet the English Gawd. Take it easy on your indian accent ( do you speak british english? ) Please stock your gold jewelleries in bank locker. Honestly, you should get diplomatic access. See if you can get him an iphone 3GS for his birrhday.
You should get a tourist visa to help us. Technically, it should be a business visa. Let me know if you need help with application process & dude dont forget your medical insurance. You wont believe, they do not have Universal Health Care. If ur flying over MX, be careful about swine flu. For earths sake, please wash your hands.
Btw, i am learning to BFT. I can learn some running tricks from ya. I remember you used to wear hard wooden sandals. If you dont mind can i try those? Lemme know when you land here.
Safe travels. Snore....
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